This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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