She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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