Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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