During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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