what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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