Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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