Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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