So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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