gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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