ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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