My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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