oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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