a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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