Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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