You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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