Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
