Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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