Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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