halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
did you just send me my own nude
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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