I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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