oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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