Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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