Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
