I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize