She's JV to your varsity
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
