JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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