Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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