Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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