If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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