6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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