why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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