I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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