super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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