Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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