We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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