I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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