Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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