My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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