Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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