David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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