one two three fourrrrnication!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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