what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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