You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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