Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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