vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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