bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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