Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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