you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
