Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
it hurts more in the daytime
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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