doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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