It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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