Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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