I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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