I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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